Monday, 30 November 2009

I'm a non-entity, get me out of here!!!

So, the most recent batch of z-list celebrities have embarked upon the 'life changing' journey through the Australian outback, with its toothless crocodiles, non poisonous snakes and oversized house spiders.
The 'camp' is being put into camp by interior designers Colin and Justin and Celebrity chef Gino D'acampo, with Kim Woodburn playing the Matriarch and the despicable Joe Bugnell playing 'Daddy.'
I took the greatest of pleasure in watching all 6 consecutive bushtucker trials involving Katie Price, and delighted in watching her squirm whilst devouring other squirming creatures even slimier than herself. She left the jungle in disgust after finding out the worlds worst kept secret....everybody hates her.
The burgeoning romance between that bird from that band that time, and that bloke from Hollyoaks is actually far less interesting than I've made it sound.
Oh and Lucy Benjamin was the first to be voted out. Who, you say? I don't know either.

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